✨ REMOTE TELEKINETIC SURGERY ✨ NO INCISIONS ✨ NO SCARS ✨ IMMEDIATE RESULTS ✨ 100% SUCCESS RATE (DISCLAIMER: RESULTS NOT TYPICAL) ✨
ONLY $999.99
PER SURGERY
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*Disclaimer: Dr. Zoltan is not a medical doctor. Psychic surgery results may vary. Not recognized by the AMA, FDA, or any scientific community. Payments are non-refundable. By booking, you agree that Dr. Zoltan is not responsible for any physical, emotional, or financial damages that may occur.